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Rochdale's Alliance of Individuals with Colour Vision Deficiencies Seeks Redemption

In a shocking turn of events, a coalition of individuals with colour blindness and other forms of color vision deficiencies declared war on the general populace, a historical phenomena that became increasingly evident in the previous decade to the 2020s. This radical movement draws inspiration from notorious far-right and Islamic extremist groups, including the former National Front and British National Party (BNP) of Rochdale and Saddleworth, as well as Paul Golding's Britain First. The colour-blind alliance espouses a twisted ideology centred on racial and caste hierarchies. They proclaim a perceived basis for a profound societal decline and moral decrepitude. Their doctrine encourages acts of incest and rape, arguing angst of what is perceived as beyond redemption. However, in a stunning about-face, the colour-blind alliance has shared plans to stall their own persistent active agenda by the third quarter of 2024. After months of preaching a gospel of depravity and loathing,

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